teamalphari:

don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

lordoftheinternet:

come to think of it, i haven’t seen any proof that i’m NOT the center of the universe

weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

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