- Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
- Me: Someone told me to go to hell
- Me: Couldn't find it at first
- Me: But now I'm here
- white boy: *shoots up school*
- tumblr: dISGUSTING MISOGYNISTIC TRASH YOU MUST BE ERADICATED???!!!
- tate langdon: *shoots up school*
- tumblr: SWEET PRINCE YOU ARE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT'S GONNA BE OKAY
Turn ons: common sense
captain america: the winter soldier is actually a romantic comedy about bisexual retired airman sam wilson and the sudden parade of hot people barelling into his life
nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am