• Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here
  • white boy: *shoots up school*
  • tumblr: dISGUSTING MISOGYNISTIC TRASH YOU MUST BE ERADICATED???!!!
  • tate langdon: *shoots up school*
  • tumblr: SWEET PRINCE YOU ARE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT'S GONNA BE OKAY

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

theladymonsters:

captain america: the winter soldier is actually a romantic comedy about bisexual retired airman sam wilson and the sudden parade of hot people barelling into his life

i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

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